Bruce Willis, papparazi, and arguing with Dwight
Just woke up from a pretty aggravating dream. It started out I was Bruce Willis and I was walkin through some mansion that was all lit up, investigating something. There was also something about me and Jen in n apartment and then a few dogs worming through the mail slot and barking and then we opened the front door and there was a confused family outside. Anyways I was Bruce Willis and ended up on some lawn somehow outside the mansion and then started getting shot at. I started running but then while I was running these papparazi in leather jackets started taking photos of me. One of them was stee buscemi in the same outfit that Joseph Gordon Levitt wears in the rain level of Inception. Anyways I was on the ground getting shot (but I’m Bruce Willis so it just makes me mad) when I realize that it’s the papparazi that are shooting me from guns hidden in their cameras and gloves. Steve buscemi is wearing a glove that on he index finger has a small round hole where the barrel is. All the papparazi are making funny poses and still shooting. Then I’m getting a cab ride, wig Jen down a hill. I (im me now) know we’re in London (not that I know the streets at all) but we’re slaloming our way down these cobblestone streets. We get to our destination, Jen mentions diana’s eating at some fish restaurant, and then I try to pay the cab driver. The bill is 11 so I was going to give him 4 in tip, but somehow he gives me 10 back and seems to be waiting for a 9 dollar tip. Right now he is r. L. Burnside. I get sort of frustrated and just give him the 4 but then we get outside (we’re going to the Corner in sf, apparently) but then the cabbie gets outside and starts mumbling. Now he’s the actor that plays Dwight. He complains a lot about the fare and we’re sitting at a table on the sidewalk, and then I start arguing with him. It gets ugly and the table next to us is feeling awkward and at some point Dwight is looking into a clock shop and then I wake up out of frustration. Why do so man of my dreams have celebrities? Do i really watch that many movies? s Sent from a phone
